Another (Absurd) Story

Gila. Kurang dari 2 minggu lagi udah 2013! Cihuy! Hmm....2012 itu ya tahun paling cepet selama gue idup. Kayaknya baru tahun baru eh udah mau tahun baru lagi. Ahsudahlah, yang penting saya hepi. Cihuy!

Fyi, waktu itu sekitar bulan Agustus, gue begadang sama temen gue. Sebut saja dia sebagai Curut. Terus ya karena gue anaknya "Semakin Malam Semakin Liar", akhirnya kita bikin cerita absurd di BBM. Kira-kira beginilah ceritanya.


Curut: Kamu akan menjadi tuan tanah, karena sebentar lagi 
       Belanda akan menyerang.
Gue  : Apa? Belanda akan menyerang? Tenang! Ada bantuan dari 
       Avatar the Legend of Aang!
Curut: Apa? Saya juga ada bantuan dari avatar biru-biru tapi 
       bukan film biru loh
Gue  : Film biru? Basi! Aku mau minta bantuan dari Cinderella ah.
       Siapa tau pangerannya bisa jadi milikku.
Curut: Pangeran, jangan mimpi kau upik abu
Gue  : Apasih kurcaci diem aja deh. Berisik taugasih. Ganggu 
       kehidupan Miss Universe banget.
Curut: Miss Universal Studia sih iya.
Gue  : Pengen jadi putri tidur dulu ah. Siapa tau entar pas 
       bangun dicipok pangeran tampan.
Curut: Yee putri tidur kayak lo yang nyium mah *piiip* 
       (dirahasiakan demi kepentingan bangsa dan negara)    


Yaa pokoknya begitulah absurdnya. Yang penting mah kita hepi-hepi aja.



Bukankah begitu wahai toples nastar?





Salam hangat,


Miss Universal Studio Universe             

November

November; 
as the leaves die,
so do my hope for you.
And as the skies grow darker,
so does my heart
with your permanent absence.
Winter's a lonely season
for people like me;
hopelessly in love
with something that can't be.



111/365,


Disty

Yaampun.

Gue orangnya emang random. Bisa dibilang random banget. Karena gue random, jadi gue akan menunjukkan hal yang sangat random kepada kalian semua.

Gue lagi liat blog Monkies. Monkies? Iya, Monkies. Sekumpulan anak-anak tak terurus oleh orang tuanya absurd di dunia ini. Dan kemudian, gue menemukan sebuah foto. Tenang bukan foto yang macem-macem kok. Pokoknya foto ini membuat gue sangat terharu dan terkejut. Ini dia fotonya.

Itu foto pas gue lagi mau berubah jadi Power Tubbies main tepok nyamuk bersama 2 kurcaci sahabat gue; Aya dan Adjiep. Gila! Gue terharu banget liat foto ini. Gue tau kok ini cuma foto tangan doang, tapi.....MEN TANGAN GUE PUTIH DISITU. DIANTARA 3 TANGAN ITU YANG PALING PUTIH ITU YA TANGAN GUE! (Btw, tangan gue yang paling kanan)

 

TANGANKU PUTIH!!!! EMAK!!! TANGANKU PUTIH!!!

 

 

 

Salam kecupbibirmerahmerona,

Disty.

 

P.S: Gue luluran pake bensin tiap hari.

Lebih Baik Makan Nasi Daripada Makan Temen

Kayaknya istilah "makan temen" ini lagi booming banget. Sebenernya gue gatau apa arti spesifik dari "makan temen" ini. Yang gue tau makan temen adalah:

"mengkhianati temen sendiri dan mengambil kesempatan baik di saat teman dalam keadaan sulit" 

Yak. Makan temen adalah perbuatan yang amat sangat jahat sekali. Have you ever felt that feeling?

Jujur, gue pernah. Bahkan gue sedang merasakan. Dimakan sama temen sendiri itu gaenak. Apalagi kalo temen lo itu udah deket banget sama lo. Kalo kata di iklan sih, rasanya kayak dikejar serigala udah gitu dijatuhin dari jurang yang berlapis-lapis kemudian ditimpah meteor dan bola api yang super panas. Does it hurt enough?

Dari peristiwa makan temen yang gue alami ini, ada 3 orang yang hatinya terluka, tidak ada korban bahagia. Makan temen itu emang cuma bisa ngebahagiain diri lo, tapi ngerugiin orang lain. Semacam "Simbosis Parasitisme" atau sejenisnya itulah.

Makan temen itu bisa membuat diri lo dicap buruk. Egois, brengsek, ga peduli perasaan orang lain, itu diantaranya. What can you enjoy with this? Gaada kan? Yang ada cuma air mata bombay dari para korban yang kita kasihi.

Emangsih ada beberapa yang kita butuhi yang mengharuskan kita untuk mengorbankan sesuatu. But for me, mengorbankan temen lo bahkan sahabat lo sendiri itu is a big NO. 

Sebenernya disini kita cuma butuh kepercayaan. But sometimes, you just can't trust and believe people easily even if it's your best friend. Ga semua orang itu baik. We have to be smarter. Lo boleh percaya ke siapa aja. Tapi lebih baik, pikir dua kali sebelum lo percaya sama orang itu. Daripada entar jadi bahan makan temen, terus dikhianatin, terus dia bahagia dan lo engga, terus dia dapetin apa yang harusnya lo dapet, terus lo cuma bisa pasang muka asem tanpa dapetin apa-apa?

Kalo kata Meggy Z, lebih baik sakit gigi daripada sakit hati. Emangsih mendingan sakit gigi. Kalo kata gue, lebih baik makan nasi daripada makan temen. Makan nasi doang tanpa apa-apa itu enak kok, dibanding makan perasaan temen sendiri yang udah lo percaya. Apa itu masih bisa dibilang enak? :))

Gue percaya kok, buat kalian yang pernah di emte-in kayak gue. Someday, orang yang udah bikin kalian kecewa itu akan dapet balesannya kok. Intinya, just keep smiling, no more tears.

Oiya, ini ada lagu yang enak banget dari The Drums yang pas buat para kita, korban emte. How It Ended.

And this a quote:

"Take everything from the inside and throw it all away. Cause I swear for the last time I won’t trust myself with you." - From the Inside, Linkin Park.

Regards,

Disty.

 

Random

Rules:

1. Put your iTunes (or iPod) on shuffle

2. For each question, press the next button to get your next answer

3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!

1. WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?

  Lady Gaga feat. Beyonce - Telephone

(Telephone? Hmm....)

2. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?

Dev - Fireball

(Aku bukan bola api, cyin.)

3. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?

Foster the People - I Would Do Anything For You
(For you? Who's gonna be the "you"?:))

4. WHAT IS 2+2?

Nicki Minaj - Marilyn Monroe

(Marilyn is not a part of math.)

5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?

Adele - Someone Like You

(Ergh....muntah)

6. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

  Foo Fighters - A Matter Of Time

(......eh?)

7. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?

Dev feat. The Cataracs - Bass Down Low

(Ga. Gagitu. Gamungkin.)

8. WHAT DO YOU WANNA BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?

The Drums - What You Were

(.......)

9. WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

Passion Pit - Take A Walk

(Take a walk? Boleh lah boleh)

10. WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?

Dev - Monster

(PLEASE. YAAMPUN.)

11. WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?

Mark Foster + A-Trak + Kimbra - Warrior

(Inisih bakalan dance sambil nyanyi-nyayi)

12. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?

Kanye West - Power

(They'll play my favorite song omfg *sobs*)

13. WHAT IS YOUR HOBBIE/INTEREST?

The Drums - I Need A Doctor

(Jadi maksudnya aku penyakitan? Ini gamungkin!)

14. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?

RAN - Sepeda

(Sepeda? Iya, gue emang gabisa naik sepeda.)

Music Quiz

Put your music library on shuffle and use the first song from the song as the answer for each question

I woke up this morning and said: 
Hello, hello, baby, you called? I can't hear a thing.

(Telephone - Lady Gaga feat. Beyoncé)

While I was in the shower, I sang: 

I was sittin' on the beach, starin' at the nite. Pulled out a ciggarette, and you were there with the light.

(Kiss My Lips - Dev feat. Fabolous)

I missed my bus, and was so angry I shouted: 

I feel so close to you right now, it's a force field.

(Feel So Close - Calvin Harris)

While I waited for the next one, some guy came up to me and said:
Oh let me put you in your place, I love it when you say, giving everything away.

(Bridge Burning - Foo Fighters)

When the bus arrived, the conductor told me:

Clap your hands if your working to hard, and the beats so hard, your workin workin.

(Hands - The Ting Tings)

By the time I arrived in town, I was thinking: 

There's a party at a rich dude's house.

(Party At The Rich Dude's House - Ke$ha)

I saw someone I knew, so I waved to get their attention and called:

When you gonna let me out.

(All Time Low - The Wanted)

I went into a cafe and ordered: 

Popping bottles in the ice, like a blizzard.

(Like A G6 - Far East Movement feat. The Cataracs & Dev)

A charity worker asked me for a donation, and when I said no they said: 

Oh darling, you are the son of an evil man.

(Book Of Revelation - The Drums)

Some guy/girl started flirting with me, and said: 

Even if you were a million miles away, I could still feel you in my bed.

(Try Sleeping With A Broken Hearts - Alicia Keys)

To which I replied:

Don't say that word, unless you mean it.

(Don't Say That Word - Dev)

Then their girlfriend/boyfriend appeared and screamed at me: 

Hate you I wanted to hate you.

(Book of Stories - The Drums) 

But before I ran away, I yelled this in return:

I don’t want to run away but I can’t take it, I don’t understand.

(If You're Not The One - Daniel Bedingfield)

I only just caught the bus in time, and sat down thinking:

I just keep fightin' to stay cool on the streets.

(Hair - Lady Gaga)

Some kids were playing their music really loud, so I turned round and said:

Don't know how to shut you off.

(One - Sky Ferreira)

Someone sent me a text which read: 

I know how you feel, I've been there before.

(The New World - The Drums)

As I walked home, I tripped over and banged my knee. It hurt so much I said: 

All the words come out my broken jaw.

(Broken Jaw - Foster the People)

I went to bed, and the last thing I thought was: 

They wanna take our light, make us fight, but never cry for the ones you love.

(Warrior - Mark Foster + A-Trak + Kimbra)

   

P.S: I got this from Tumblr;)

 

 

Happy 20th Birthday, Sky!

Today, 8th July 2012. This amazing girl turns 20! Yeay! It's Sky Ferreira. A singer, model, actress, and songwriter from Los Angeles, CA.

Happy birthday, gorgeous!

 The Cool Cat by Karl Lagerfeld

On her film, Putty Hill

Superfraiche

Coachella 2012

With Taylor Swift

With Terry Richardson

Keep being amazing and rule the fashion world. Your red lips turn me on. X

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Ujian Praktik Photoshop Jam Keenam dan Ketujuh

3 Eras' Quotes

THE FAME

"Just dance! Gonna be okay!" - Just Dance

"The story of us, it always starts the same. With a boy and a girl and a huh! And a game!" - Love Game

"I'm your biggest fans, I'll follow you until you love me. Baby there's no other superstar you know that I'll be, your Paparazzi." - Paparazzi

"I won't tell you that I love you. Kiss or hug you cause I'm bluffin" - Poker Face

"Your love is nothing I can fight." - I Like It Rough

"I didn't mean to hurt you. I never thought that we'd fall out of place" - Eh, Eh (Nothing Else I Can Say)

"I'm so starstruck. Baby, cause you blow my heart up" - Starstruck

"Daddy I'm so sorry. We just like to party." - Beautiful, Dirty, Rich

"Doin' it for the fame! Cause we wanna live the life of the rich and famous." - The Fame

"You know I can appreciate the finer things. But it's not what makes me happiest." - Money Honey

"I'm not loose, I like to party." - Boys, Boys, Boys

"Cause I do not accept any less. Than someone just as real as fabulous." - Paper Gangsta

"If everything was everything. But everything is over. Everything could be everything if only we were older." - Brown Eyes

"Sometimes you might start a fight. But I'm happy, pretending we're alright" - Summerboy

"The lights still on, we're dancing. Yeah the floor is shaking. In this disco heaven." - Disco Heaven

"We're just Physical Creatures of the Underworld. She is the queen of the Faux Disco Scene." - Retro Dance Freak

THE FAME MONSTER

"Je veux ton amour. Et je veux ta revenge. Je veux ton amour. I don't wanna be friends" - Bad Romance

"You know that I love you boy. Hot like mexico. Rejoice!" - Alejandro

"He's a wolf in disguise but I can't stop staring at those evil eyes." - Monster

"I'll never talk again. Oh boy, you've left me speechless. I'll never love again. Oh boy you've left me speechless." - Speechless

"Marilyn, Judy, Sylvia tellem' how you feel girls. Work you blonde(Jean) Benet Ramsey" - Dance In The Dark

"Sometimes I feel like I live in Grand Central Station. Tonight I'm not takin' no calls cause I'll be dancing" - Telephone

"Be your bestfriend, yeah I'll love you forever. Up in the clouds we'll be higher than ever. So happy I could die and it's alright" - So Happy I Could Die

"Tell me something that'll change me. I'm gonna love you with my hands tied" - Teeth

BORN THIS WAY

"I'm gonna marry the night. I won't give up on my life. I'm a warrior queen. Live passionately tonight." - Marry the Night

"I'm beautiful in my way. Cause God makes no mistakes. I'm on the right track, baby. I was born this way. Don't hide yourself in regret. Just love yourself and you're set. I'm on the right track, baby. I was born this way" - Born This Way

"I'm gonna drink my tears tonight. I'm gonna drink my tears and cry. Cause I know you love me baby" - Government Hooker

"I wanna love you, but something’s pulling me away from you" - Judas

"If you love me, we can marry, on the west coast. On a Wednesday, en un verano, en agosto" - Americano

"I've had enough, this is my prayer. That I'll die livin' just as free as my hair. I've had enough, I'm not a freak. I just keep fightin' to stay cool on the streets" - Hair

"If you're a strong female, you don't need permission." - Scheiße

"I won't cry for you. I won't crucify the things you do. I won't cry for you, see. When you're gone I'll still be bloody Mary" - Bloody Mary

"There's no way I could be stopped. Was taking my best shot. I had a better plan. There's no way I could be stopped. Was coming for your spot. I'm in a battle, man." - Black Jesus † Amen Fashion 

"I’m so bad and I don’t give a damn, I love it when you’re mad" - Bad Kids

"I'm gonna be his first and last kiss. Cause honey I was born to be his. I was made for loving him. The fashion of his love." - Fashion of His Love

We can be strong, we can be strong. Out on this lonely road, on the road to love. We can be strong, we can be strong. Follow that unicorn on the road to love" - Highway Unicorn (Road to Love)

"I could be your girl. But would you love me if I ruled the world?" - Heavy Metal Lover

"Follow me. Don't be such a holy fool. Follow me. I need something more from you" - Electric Chapel

"I will fly on a challenger across the sky. Like a phoenix so you can remind them of the dream I bore" - The Queen"I'm a New York woman, born to run you down. So have my lipstick all over your face" - Yoü and I

"I'm on the edge of glory, and I'm hanging on a moment of truth. Out on the edge of glory, and I'm hanging on a moment with you." - The Edge of Glory

The Born This Way Ball

 

Hey, still remember when Gaga greeted us, Indonesia? She promised that she will coming on her 'Born This Way Ball' tour.

Still remember when Gaga tweeted about BTWBall and she mentioned Indonesia?

 

And finally, she's coming to Jakarta on her 'Born This Way Ball' tour on 3rd June 2012. But, last Sunday was a bad day for all Indonesian little monsters. Lady Gaga's manegement was officialy announced that 'The Born This Way Ball' tour in Jakarta has cancelled. Yes. It was cancelled due to the security issue. The protesters threatened violence if Gaga come to Jakarta.

I've been waiting for 4 years. Gaga was on the impossible list to come in Jakarta and when she will come some bitches ignored her. Fyi, BTWBall is going to be the biggest concert in Indonesia's history. WE GONNA MAKE NEW HISTORY AND DON'T YOU WANT IT? I always see the BTWBall video and I wish I was there and be a part of those little monsters. At least, I just want to see my role model singing in front of me before I die.

I'm just so sad. Feeling so blue. Yes, until this day.

June 3. Jakarta, IDN. Gelora Bung Karno Stadium.

And this is Gaga's special message for Indonesia in BTWBall Singapore.

I'm gonna drink my tears tonight. I'm gonna drink my tears and cry. Cause I know, you love me, baby. I know you love me, baby.

 Regards,

Perpetual Mourner